"Cosmetic Damage"

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/27/2016 at 19:35 • Filed to: craigslist

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http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/5895102520.html

Wat a deel.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:38

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that’s quite the Camry dent. I wonder how much it would cost to fix.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 11/27/2016 at 19:39

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About double or more the value of the car I would guess.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:41

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I mean, he’s not wrong. He’s just not stating the frame is damaged as well lol

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:47

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needs more tape

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:48

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

That is the crackiest of all crack pipes.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 11/27/2016 at 19:49

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You could buy a running Paseo with that money.

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:50

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“Cosmetic” LOL Somebody needs a dictionary.

Sure, it’s not powertrain-related, but this damage is still very much a matter of function. The lack of a taillamp disqualifies it from being roadworthy, and don’t get me started on the water leaks...

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:50

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When Camry dents get real

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:52

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Scoobtastic deal right there

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:52

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That’ll buff right out

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:58

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Exactly! Or a pair of Geo Metros.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 19:59

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That is totaled ... full stop. Take it to a junkyard, sell it for 100 bucks, then let them part it out. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 20:05

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Offer $400 and turn into into a lemons racer. That’s about all it would be good for.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 20:39

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This needs a hydraulic handbrake and a series of country road. You ready?

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 20:54

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This is one of my stronger memories of driving in Portland eight years ago. So many cars with significant body damage still driving around. Didn’t notice it so much when I was there this summer, but we just barely skirted the edge of the city.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 11/27/2016 at 20:55

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Although apparently this one isn’t in Portland.

Xyl0c41n3 > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 11/27/2016 at 21:08

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Came here to see if someone had made this comment. Was not disappointed.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 21:15

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Cosmetic damage is a lot like when a poster says “just needs,” it’s their way of telling you they don’t know shit about cars

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 21:57

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Why are you still on Craigslist? I thought you found your perfect forever car.

i understand why

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq. 11/27/2016 at 22:11

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“I thought you found your perfect car forever”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 11/27/2016 at 22:11

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Not uncommon sights up here either. No state inspections.

mr2gud2u > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 22:15

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No low ballers please.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2016 at 22:53

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We have inspections but only when the vehicle changes hands, but no obvious write-offs cruising the highways. Maybe a crumpled front end and busted headlight from a wildlife hit, or something like that waiting for insurance to take care of it, but not like the above.

So many of the vehicles I saw were obviously not damaged by the driver, simply driven into something, but rear-ended or t-boned. I vividly remember a black Equinox that had the b-pillar pushed in so far there was no way the driver’s seat could have been where it belonged, and there was nearly opaque poly sheeting duct taped over the windows on that side, dog-tracking down I5. Why the hell would you keep driving that?

Berang > RPM esq. 11/28/2016 at 05:07

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bigger question is why looking at camry

TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/29/2016 at 08:57

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Camry dent has reached critical mass.